In case you haven’t heard, longtime bro brah Kaleb (Last name censored) skipped town last Monday, off to greener pastures. I’m not going to reveal his destination, just in case you are one of his many, many enemies that are after him, but let’s just say he’s gonna be suffering no shortage of Southern Baptists and country music. Not gonna write an essay for this guy since Ginger already made a speech about him in one of his classes, and Kaleb definitely does not need his ego to be inflated any further, but lemme just say we’ll all miss this huge fucking asshole (and I mean that in the most loving way possible).
A LOOK BACK (in roughly chronological order):
BALLER SINCE DAY ONE BABY
I really hate teenagers
This is a photo of Kaleb doing a smith grind.
Kaleb is such an asshole, that when Alex Olson was having trouble doing this wallie at the Quiksilver demo, Kaleb came up and did it in his face. And he thought he was sweet for doing so.
Kaleb loves getting high
Nice pillow
Nice headgear
Nice news reading outfit
KALEB IS SUCK A SICK GUY
THIS IS A REAL PHOTOGRAPH
THOSE LOOK LIKE THEY TASTE GOOD. ASK KALEB.
I CAN’T BELIEVE HE JUMPED FROM ONE SIDE, LANDED ON HIS TAIL AND SLID DOWN THE OTHER SIDE!
Kaleb going incognito at Skully’s.
The last picture I took of Kaleb before he left. 😦
WOW WHAT A SWELL GUY
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