****BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR****

Dan Drehobl said Ben’s name. Whatever. Dave Mirra thought my name once. Yeah, how many video games are named after Dan Drehobl? Huh Ben? But it turned out it was on accident, while trying to remember the name of this really annoying kid he used to fuck with in high school (It was Spencer Nishimura). This is the most exciting thing I have to report at this moment, as we are in the process of relocating Whassamatta You HQ to our new offices. Packing up our stacks upon stacks of money and cleaning all the semen off of the ceiling has been a rather arduous process. Expect slightly more exciting updates in the future, maybe.