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Lil’ Wayne’s Most Perplexing Skateboard References

At the various intersections of popular culture and skateboarding throughout history, skateboarders have always taken the L. Lupe Fiasco’s “Kick Push” and Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8r Boi” gave pedestrians unfailingly annoying catchphrases to yell at skateboarders. The injury porn of MTV’s “Scarred” taught the public that the wincing pain of skateboarders is for their unmitigated pleasure. “Jackass” and “Viva La Bam” made obnoxious goth clown Bam Margera the national face of skateboarding.

The representation of skateboarding in popular culture is so grim that Lil’ Wayne’s recent infatuation with skateboarding can only be regarded as a rare bright spot amongst a depressing background of mangled bodies and corny pop songs. It’s great that one of the preeminent arbiters of “cool” in the world has taken an interest in skateboarding, for Weezy seems to genuinely enjoy skateboarding. However one minor side effect is the often questionable references to skateboarding that have popping up in his music. Let’s be honest here, he’s not dropping Dedication 2-level bars about ollies and kickflips, as you will see in the list I’ve compiled.

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Carl Hackman Forever

“Who the fuck is Sarah Thomas?”

A conversation between two roommates interrupted by a phone call.

A rhetorical questioning of an unfamiliar combination of two familiar names.

A subsequent answer realized under horrifying terms.

The human memory is but an assemblage of fragments, and these are the shards of March 29th, 2014 that are impaled in my brain.

I answer the phone: “Hello?”, and a familiar female voice on the other side responds: “Stuart? Are you with Kaleb?”. My memory is immediately jarred: “Thomas” is Carl’s girlfriend’s last name… duh. This momentary lapse in memory is promptly rendered trivial as I process what I’m being told: Continue reading

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May 16, 2014 · 8:49 pm

HAPPY ST. PATTY’S DAY

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NO COUNTRY FOR OLD BIRDS

I do my best to dodge Dodge skatepark most of the time, but these dudes look like they’re having a blast there.

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March 6, 2014 · 2:46 am

MEANWHILE, IN WESTERVILLE…

Another trailer for Chris Valletta’s second installment of his Suburban Thug Life series, in which Alex Deweese does a wild ollie and Carson looks wild high.

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CARSON @ SKATE NAKED

 

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I AM THE EGGMAN

Damn, the new Schoolboy Q hasn’t even been out a week and a song from Oxymoron has already been used in an edit.

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March 3, 2014 · 2:49 am

MAX STYLES ON YOU HATERS

$ $ $ B U Y  H E R E $ $ $

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MY FAVORITE PARK THAT’S IN A CITY THAT’S ALSO A COUNTY, A RIVER, A STATE, ETC.

Half-cabs into bowls and early grab boardslides got me phucked up

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WHILE YOU WERE AT SKATE NAKED…

  1. Snow
  2. Wet Ground
  3. Pedestrians

These dudes do not give a fuck about any of these things, as you can see in this 16-minute edit of street footage, the second in a series of winter street edits with hallucinogen referencing titles.

 

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